Day 12

After failing to set the crucial morning alarm, Rich went on to play 20 questions.. his key criteria being that it was not a bird and it couldn't fly. Angry that we couldn't get it he revealed that it was a duck. Mosquitos do terrible things to people. Last noche a nice man allowed us to sleep in his driveway. He went out and when he returned we were gone. However upon entering his porch he was greeted by Greg sat in full lotus position and an enthusiastic buongiorno from the dark. The language barrier has reduced  us to patronising charades and the answer is always sarcastically casual. Tonight we lost it entirely. The table is stacked with empties, mosquitos count for nothing and we're off to a democratic party rally. Vive Berleosconi!